November 16th, 2007

The shit hits the Brat Boy fans

I’ve followed Brat Boy School, the home page of model/blogger/underwear spokesman Ethan Reynolds for quite some time. I wouldn’t necessarily call myself a “fan” of Ethan’s, but he was pretty and I checked in fairly often to read posts about his love life, skin care regimen, workouts, recipes, and political views. Ethan was [...]

November 13th, 2007

People shouldn't need this…

….but they do.

This guy breaks down the global climate change argument so even an elementary school kid can understand it.  Let’s see if that’s dumb enough that America actually catches on.

November 8th, 2007

Crank that Soulja Boy

Y’all know the drill: you go to your (friend/cousin/child)’s wedding and, at some point during the reception, on comes the devil’s own melody: the Electric Slide. An enormous crowd of fat white people, swollen with prime rib and cheap champagne and none possessing any semblance of rhythm, heft themselves from their seats [...]

November 7th, 2007

I am a role model

I got a message today from a musician named Tom Goss who is coming to town at the end of the month. Though the purpose of his message was to promote his music, and his chosen method of connecting with me was to point out that we are both openly homosexual, he began his [...]