April 24th, 2008

Students, know your rights!

I’m not going to start posting every ACLU tip here, mainly because they have their own blog for that and I prefer to keep this blog kinda fun and not totally depressing. Students’ rights and gay rights are two of my pet issues, though, so I will put in a plug for the National [...]

April 23rd, 2008

Bill O'Reilly wants to fuck Miley Cyrus

Bill O’Reilly is AGHAST at Miley Cyrus’s sorta-not-completely-clothed photos. Whey the hell is Bill O’Reilly googling for Miley Cyrus photos??

April 17th, 2008

Fun with Arthropods: The Bees of Summer

As much fear as they may inspire, carpenter bees are in fact quite harmless. That hover-and-stare we all interpret as confrontational is in fact the bee asking, “Hey! Wanna screw?”

April 4th, 2008

NHL: Ovechkin's Not the MVP / etc.

If the Alex Ovechkin who started the season were the same Alex Ovechkin who has played the last two months, they might have the top seed in the East. I can’t abide giving the MVP to a guy who was only valuable to his team for half the season.