- Shoney’s “Employee of the Month” award, July 1979 (awarded on July 12, 1979)
- 1983 Clark County Pie-Eating Contest (Required ratio of boysenberry/cherry disputed)
- Academy Award, Best Supporting Actor, 1997 (for brief cameo in Gone Fishin’)
- MLK Elementary “Perfect Attendance” Award, 1969 (on three occasions simply recorded “present”)
- Grammy Award, Best R&B Song, 1998 (“I Believe I Can Fly” actually recorded by R. Kelly)
- Capitol Tavern “Kinky Quizzo” Semifinalist, January 2005 (seen using his Blackberry during a question)
- Moose Lodge “Perfect Package” Wet Underwear Contest champion, March 2009 (alleged to have employed a Jeff Stryker-model artificial dong)
- Miss Hawaii 1980 (Where’s the birth certificate???)

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