August 14th, 2008

5 ways I'd change the NHL

Yahoo Sports has been doing this feature with sports writers and team personnel, most of whom are apparently mentally retarded.  I thought I’d put together an actual good one.

Teams should not win on wingspan alone

1)  Shorter sticks. Reducing the size of goalie gear might mean more goals, but it’s not going to make [...]

July 31st, 2008

Casting the Venom movie

Word is that Sony may greenlight a Venom feature film as a spin-off of Spider Man 3.  Reportedly not confident in Topher Grace’s ability to carry a summer popcorn movie, Sony will likely recast another actor as Eddie Brock/Venom.

I think recasting is a good idea.  Grace was clearly cast in Spider Man 3 because Sam [...]

July 22nd, 2008

Saggers Beware: the Fashion Police!!

It is somewhat unbelievable to me that this is becoming a national movement in law enforcement.

I happen to be a somewhat devoted fan of the fashion phenomenon known as “sagging.”  For the uniniated, “sagging” is the practice of wearing baggy pants low enough that they expose one’s underwear and/or buttocks.  The city of Flint, [...]

April 23rd, 2008

Bill O'Reilly wants to fuck Miley Cyrus

Bill O’Reilly is AGHAST at Miley Cyrus’s sorta-not-completely-clothed photos. Whey the hell is Bill O’Reilly googling for Miley Cyrus photos??

April 4th, 2008

NHL: Ovechkin's Not the MVP / etc.

If the Alex Ovechkin who started the season were the same Alex Ovechkin who has played the last two months, they might have the top seed in the East. I can’t abide giving the MVP to a guy who was only valuable to his team for half the season.