Because the world is free of other problems, an organization called One Million Moms (which my brain assures me is chaired by Helen Lovejoy) has announced their outrage over Ben and Jerry’s new limited edition Schweddy Balls ice cream flavor. I pity each and every child who must share a breakfast table with one of these (supposedly) million humorless harpies.
It’s not even that I like the sketch. Schweddy Balls was an unimaginative, pandering sketch that only impressed me because everyone managed to keep a straight face. Loving this sketch, much like loving Entourage or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, is a sure sign that someone doesn’t understand humor and I probably won’t like them. As for the ice cream flavor, it might be delicious, but nothing could get me to leave my beloved Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
Except perhaps a Bluth Banana flavor. That I’d eat with two sticks.