The Number Two Train

As Liz and I were heading home from Broadway Tuesday night, she noticed on Twitter that yet another person had been killed by an MTA subway–something that’s been in the news a lot recently. The last couple of incidents happened in Queens, where she was living. This one was at 125th Street, which is near our new home in Harlem. Maybe Liz is bad luck.

Yesterday, Gawker reported that, unlike the last two incidents, this one didn’t involve a victim falling or being pushed from a platform in front of a moving train. No, this time, the victim apparently fell off a moving train while pooping in between the cars.

Honestly, I think the weirdest part of this story was that this was the New York City subway and the guy didn’t just crap inside the car.


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