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Remember that scene from Total Recall?

This is what I’m in for next Wednesday – and couldn’t be looking forward to it more. Nasal splints are made of silicon and are stuffed into the nostrils after rhinoplasty or septoplasty in order to stabilize the septum for … Continue reading

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Septoplasty

It’s 4:30 AM and I’m watching a show on Animal Planet about a guy who had a spiny Amazonian fish swim up his pee-hole. Meanwhile, the bundle of gauze strapped to my upper lip sops up the continuous trickle of … Continue reading

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